the CD is Alive..with the sound of music

One of the reasons I love traveling is you get lost in translation! and enjoy the whole ride.

Driver: My uncle is a singer!

AJ: Thats cool, what does he sing?

Driver: (italian accent) All Da type of Da music, especially after da Vino he starta to sound better that Sinatra

Aj: *smiles*

Driver: REALLY! Wait let me check if the CD is alive to listen to his sound.

AJ: one can only imagine what magic you have to pull to make that happen.

Driver: *laughs* yes his voice like magic like magic like magic...

Dr Seus and his intro to fashion books for kids

W and I have been trying to not kill ourselves as we go through endless product descriptions and fashion styling. I for one know that I can supply the words while she supplies the concept and at one point things just clashed.


Place: My room
Date:  7th of November 2010

W: 

"Is it high thigh boots?"

AJ: 

"Nope its thigh high boots"

W: 

"Oh yeah, makes sense"

AJ: 

"No wait I think it is high thigh"

W: 

"Thats impossible, It can be as high as a thigh"

AJ: 

"I am starting to feel like we are in a Dr. Seus book, and I am starting to feel its just way to creepy, move on W."

hours of product description, you cant help but go remotely insane.

Count Dracula is the Hottest Muppet around

Place: Facebook
Date: October 13th 2010


I am deprived from my very beloved  St. Andrew friends S & E (they are not imaginary, just thought I should put some rumors to rest, I can assure you that much) and we try as much as we can to keep in-touch through using various social media. 
we just had one random fit of laughter that down-spiraled from an image on the Huffington post of the "sexy" cookie monster costume. 

AJ:

 "Dear S, you are the coolest friend and I love you! but do not think..(this goes to u too E ) that i will not de friend you guys if u ever decided to wear the cookie monster costume for halloween XD"

E:

 "Damn it! i was thinking of actually changing my prof pic to the cookie monster....lol Hey i mean AJ, i think there are a few other puppets free from Sesame street...choose one :P We can all be different ones"

S:

 "Haha. that would be taking my dissertation to a whole new level. come on AJ. what sesame street character do you identify with the most. hmm? :-)"

AJ:

 "None! maybe thats why i have some angst feelings towards these furry monsters, just a funny thought, count Dracula could possibly be any accounting or finance boy teehee XD"

S:

" If only the finance guys would sing and dance as they counted money"

E:

 "If only the finance guys were as genuinely romantic as the dracula...."

AJ:

 "I have a feeling none of the finance or accounting guys would find this amusing...but totally much more colorful gateway!"

S:

 "Probably not. but that's okay! I want to be at the gateway right now so i could make eyes at the finance guys and secretly wish them to break out into song and dance while counting money"

Pale, Loves number, has a huge house ( most probably from his drive for loving to count), always wears his cape, I guess count Dracula could run Wall Street which makes him one of the most sought after muppets!

Yoga on Air

Where: First class on Emirates Airline New boeing plane.
When: Last week
Time: 10 P.M.


As anyone who has been on an Emirates flight, the selection of movies you choose from will keep you busy through out the whole journey, as I was busy watching City of Life I felt someone standing and watching me, I began to question of this was just me being my paranoid self and looked up and there was what looked like a Middle age frenchman that was very much red in the face and tipsy. 

Aj: 

"Hello"

Frenchman: 

"HI, I could not help but notice, but can I ask, are you currently performing yoga?"

*confused* (thinking for 5 more minutes) *still confused* and I looked down to realize that perhaps the way I sit (also known as the Lotus position) could possibly be the reason he was asking me

AJ: 

"HAHA! No this is how I usually sit."

Frenchman: 

"This is really great, you have no idea how YOGA is good for your comfort, body and soul."

AJ: 

"Thank you I will keep that in mind!"

He leaves and I get back to the movie and only to find 5 minutes later he brings his friend and points at me, saying something in french that I could not possibly comprehend! He could be saying "Zis girl iz crazeee" or "she smelz like ze cheezz" I smile and say hello! It was one of the funniest passengers I have seen on the plane, he kept on going and coming always giving me the thumbs up!

Note to self,  Should begin to adopt a new position for sitting on planes or just realize these people were just really really bored.

Aging at 22

Place : A SPA In Dubai
Time: 3:30 P.M.

Masus: 

"Maam, I would recommend you to buy the Anti Aging set as we have a great offer on it at the moment!"

AJ :

 "erm...you are aware I JUST turned 22"

Masus: 

" Yes maam, I have your record but you can use it for your deep Laugh lines"

AJ: 

" Thats great, but how will the boys ever know that I am hiding a killer smile and a great deep sense of humor without them!"

Masus: 

Awakward smile " I dont know maam!"

I am not falling for another marketing gimmick! again!

Introduction

So people may just assume this is just another one of those people who jumped the bandwagon after the whole fame that spiraled after "*%&# my dad says" but this is very much not the case for the following reasons:

A. This is on a cooler platform Blogger
B. Instead of writing dads Quotes I just put down the most random things that happen in my life
C. Lots of Random hilarious things happen in my life
D. I would like not to be the only one laughing at my own jokes sometimes *sighs*

LET US BEGIN!